I Just Cut Jake Fleischli's Hair!

Yep, Jake came by and bought a pop then says to me "Hey, is my hair lookin' a little funky in the back?" And indeed, it was. So, I go, "Hey, I'll straighten that out for ya, if you want," and he says "Sure, why not." So here I am, right in the store front, choppin' away at Tractor King Jake's mangled mane right on Main St. Fuckin' hilarious. Super Cuts, your $8 do's have nothin' on FREE! Especially now that I have celebrity clientele... ;-)